those moments when you relate a little to much to the “starving artist special”!!!
I’m opening a new restaurant which will cater to Bloggers everywhere. Here are some of the highly recommended dishes.
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1. Bloghetti & Tweetballs
2. “All You Can View” Stew served in a Writer’s Block Crock pot.
3. Allegory Albacorey Tuna on Spellcheck Spelt
4. Hacked Halibut w/ Plagiarized Potatoes & Tender AsPUNagus Tips
5. Posted Eggs, Edited Over Easy. Served with Permalink sausage with choice of (depending how your writing is going) Belgium Awfuls or Fancakes, drizzled with Blog Cabin Syrup.
6. Quotation Quinoa Quiche with Jumbled, Crumbled, Stumbled-Upon Mumbo Jumbo
7. Choice of Mixed Metaphor Mesclun salad OR Cliched Clam Chowder – – served with a butter-me-up flakey blogroll.
8. So You Think You’ve Posted the Holy Grail Lobster Tail? (served with corny kale!)
9. Dangling Participle Pasta – – Garnished w/ Grated Gravitar Graphics
10 Sauteed Jumbo Shrimp Daily Prawmpts with Freshly…
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